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Frosty the cokehead was a crazed neurotic soul,
With a big glass pipe and a vial of crack,
And no sense of self control.
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at 2008-08-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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If you see a fat man
who's jolly and cute
Wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit
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at 2008-08-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I wonder what Christmas will be,
No merriment, good cheer or glee,
Now that Santa's arrested,
Because someone protested,
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at 2008-08-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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All I want for Christmas is a pair of nice young men,
A football team . League or Union . I don't mind,
A determined man with plenty of gysm,
Broad shoulders. Hairy chest. And a tight behind.
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by Robyn Scott
at 2008-05-13 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste.
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at 2008-04-21 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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There was a young lady named May
Who was taking a ride in her sleigh.
She ran out of snow,
Her sleigh wouldn't go.
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by Tucker, Bob (Grandpa)
at 2008-04-21 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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There was a farmer named Gary
Whose mule was getting contrary.
Gary painted him red,
A green hat on his head.
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by Tucker, Bob (Grandpa)
at 2008-04-21 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Old Scrooge wore a smile not a sneer
And was filled with Holiday cheer.
For there in the sky,
He saw flying by
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by Tucker, Bob (Grandpa)
at 2008-04-21 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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There was an old fellow named Claus
With a case of the mid-winter blahs.
Taught his reindeer to fly
So they took to the sky.
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by Tucker, Bob (Grandpa)
at 2008-04-21 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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